43 Funny Housewarming Gifts You Need To See

A housewarming present is something that makes someone moving into a new house feel more at home with gifts from friends and loved ones. What better way is there to make a house feel warmer than to do it with humor and some cheeky jokes?

Funny Housewarming Gifts

The following are some funny housewarming gifts you can consider giving to a loved one.

Funny Coasters for Drinks with Holder

Becoming a homeowner or even moving into a new place is a cause of joyous celebration like no other. An occasion like this, of course, calls for a drink. These funny coasters are a great reminder that you can enjoy your drink, but don’t let the condensation drip on a wooden table.

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Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Page-A-Day Calendar

As they say, there is nothing like the comfort of relieving oneself in one’s own bathroom! Since one tends to spend a lot of time on the pot when you go for the long one, it’s always nice to have some entertainment. This calendar has some interesting trivia, amazing facts and more that can make for great toilet reading.

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Magnetic Poetry – Little Box of Obscenities Kit

This is a fun present for a friend and new homeowner who has a bit of a foul mouth. They can enjoy creating poetry on their fridge or filing cabinet through these little magnetic tiles that contain benign naughty words and obscenities. A delightful housewarming gift, indeed.

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Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray, Original Citrus Scent, 2 Fl Oz

This is a fun and humorous present for those who do not mind a little toilet humor, literally. A fragrant toilet spray can encourage guests or even members of the household to apply to the pot before they go, nipping the bad odor in the bud. The spray has no harmful chemicals and will keep the toilet smelling fresh all day long!

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Would Poop Here Again Sign

A funny take on having guests come in and use the bathroom is to have them rate said facilities. This “Would Poop Here Again Sign” is an affirmation that the person you are giving the sign to has done a good job keeping the loo clean and neat for guests like yourself to use.

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KLL Funny Kitchen Towels

This kitchen towel set comes with funny quotes and illustrations for someone who enjoys cooking and frequently stays busy in the kitchen. There are quotes like “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart” with a cute illustration of a pig that makes these kitchen towels sets a quirky addition to a hospitable kitchen.

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Starings Kitchen Apron Grilled Cheesus Apron for Men Women with Pockets

This apron is the perfect housewarming present for someone who has functional skills in the kitchen or simply someone who enjoys a good pun. It’s a fun, quirky and cute apron that could also be a way to tell your friend to invite you over for more home-cooked meals in their new house.

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Knock Knock Bathroom Guest Book

A bathroom guest book could be a funny addition to someone’s new bathroom in their new home. Presumably, they may host more people now that they have a house or this guest book could be a suggestion that you expect to be invited more often! Guests can doodle, leave cheeky comments and more in the book.

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Vilight Laundry Sign Rustic Farmhouse Wall Decor

A quirky and fun reminder that your friend may have moved into a new home, possibly one that they own. But no matter how fancy their new house or how grown up this step has been, they still have to do the laundry on time!

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Look At You Owning A Home And Shit: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal For Housewarming

This is a thoughtful present for someone who has just bought a house to pen down their thoughts, especially since taking such a big step can also become a bit overwhelming. However, it also has a funny quote on the sleeve that adds an element of humor to this housewarming present.

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Funwares Wash n’ Roar T-Rex Shower Head, Gray

This dinosaur-themed shower head is the perfect housewarming present for someone with younger kids. Having said that, it can also be a fun and quirky present even for an adult who has ever been a fan of Jurassic Park or a dinosaur geek.

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Blue Q Oven Mitt, Food, Ya Burnt. Super-Insulated Quilting, Comfy, Natural-Fitting Shape, 100% Cotton

This Blue Q Oven mitt is a funny and quirky present for a new homeowner or somebody who has started to live alone to experiment in the kitchen, even if it means they burn a few things here and there. The gloves have extra-quilted insulation so on top of being funny, they are also actually helpful in the kitchen.

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Rustic Wood Hanging Sign Laundry Room Wall Decor Sign Help Wanted

Another funny laundry-related sign that is made funnier because it invites people to come and help out with laundry. That ever-daunting task that haunts you, even if you have managed to do the grown-up thing like buying a house!

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Hope Your House Isn’t Haunted Card

Sometimes people already have everything they might need in a new home, putting you in a fix about what present to get them. This “Hope Your House Isn’t Haunted” card is a cute as well as a funny gesture as a housewarming present.

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Housewarming Gift New Neighbors Inappropriate Mug

One of the most important things about moving into a new house is to live among good-natured people and have neighbors you can at least be cordial, if not friends with. This mug expresses that sentiment without mincing words!

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MixTape Welcome Mat

This is a funny pun on the “mixtape”, especially for those who come from the generation that was actively using cassette tapes and making mixes for friends. If the person you are buying a present for also prefers to keep things quiet, there is also a helpful “Low Noise” typography at the bottom.

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WHAT ON EARTH Cat Butt Tissue Holder

This is a hilarious if slightly grotesque present, especially for someone who is a cat parent. The tissues come out of the cat’s rear end, though are perfectly clean to hand out to guests! If nothing else, this is a great conversation starter.

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Yoda Best Homeowner Mug

For fans of the Star Wars universe, this Yoda-themed mug is the perfect present. What’s more, it also incorporates a humorous pun that even non-fans would enjoy. You can also add personalization at the back like the date or your name.

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Nice Shoes Take ’em Off Doormat

A fun and quirky doormat to let guests know the household has a “no shoes inside” rule. Of course, this housewarming present is not suitable for everyone, but if you know your friend or a family member has this quirk, this can be a hilarious present.

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Crochet Cat Butt Coasters Set

Another adorable and funny housewarming present for cat owners, the crochet also adds an element of warmth and intimacy to any home decor. Besides, what’s funnier than placing a glass of beverage on a coast shaped like a cat’s backside?

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Excello Global Products Rustic Wooden Toilet Paper Holder

A funny housewarming present that will also allow the recipient to always keep toilet paper stocked at home. Without spare toilet paper rolls in the house, they will never be able to complete that game of Tic Tac Toe!

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Knock Hard Funny Doormat

This doormat is a funny present, especially if you have shared some gregarious college or frat party memories with the recipient, where the cops have had to intervene. Nothing too serious of course! Just a funny anecdote for a dinner party. Besides, this is a good tip for guests to knock gently.

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Gone with the Gin: Cocktails with a Hollywood Twist

An ideal and fun present for someone who likes cocktails and also happens to be a movie buff! Again, in addition to this being an interesting present, this can also be a subtle suggestion that you expect to be invited over for Hollywood-themed parties and cocktail hour!

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Funny Toilet Paper Holder

Another fun addition to the bathroom, these quirky toilet paper holders contain various types of compliments, usually for the assets of the person using the toilet. Made of solid wood, the holder has two phrases on the front and back between which you can switch depending on your mood.

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Gifts Wine Bottle Puzzles Games for Adults

Now that your friend or a family member has moved into a new home, it might be fun (and funny) to get them to work for their wine. Call it a settling-in tradition for the new home! A little brain puzzle so you can open that new bottle of wine could be an exciting activity, especially at a dinner party.

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KLL Lavender Scented Candles

A funny, tongue-in-cheek and intimate present for your closest friend who is doing the incredible thing of moving into a new place, but you can also slip in a mild complaint about them not picking your neighborhood. Just a simple joke and nobody needs to take any offense.

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Funny Bathroom Hand Towel

This is another cheeky quote printed on a hand towel for the bathroom. A great way to make guests feel comfortable and perhaps also incite laughter as they take a tinkle. Of course, nobody is going to disrobe in a half bath, but that’s what makes this towel so funny!

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I Like Big Bundts Funny Kitchen Towel

This is a funny (and punny) kitchen towel, especially for someone who likes to bake and uses a bundt mold often. There’s an innuendo, a popular culture reference as well as a great utility value in this kitchen towel.

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Personalized Monogram Funny Bath Towels with Face and Butt Writing

This monogrammed Turkish towel is a funny reminder to the recipient that they should avoid putting the part of the towel they used to wipe their posterior on their face. People will end up using their towels however they wish, but this monogram is sure to make them laugh in the bath.

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Toilet Timer by Katamco (Classic)

Since the advent of the smartphone, everyone ends up spending more time than before while sitting on the pot for the long one. Nothing like a toilet timer to remind one that this time can be better spent elsewhere!

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Chop It Like Its Hot – Watch Me Whip – Funny Pot Holders

If the recipient of your present is going to be hosting a lot of people or frequently whips up delicious things in the kitchen, these potholders are a fun addition to their kitchen. Not only will they keep their hands protected but will also provoke a chuckle each time.

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New Homeowner Stickers or Wine Label Gift Set

Buying a new home is not the last milestone in a person’s life. There will be several events even after one moves in that can become the cause (or even an excuse) to open that bottle of wine. These wine labels can be the perfect way to personalize such occasions.

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Greatest Hits Mistaken Lyrics Coasters

These coasters have a hilarious take on some of the greatest hits! Some lyrics are simply hard to decipher and even if you know the right words now, these mistaken lyrics coasters can be a great dinner party conversation.

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Funny Engraved Cutting Board

Another in the theme of the greatest musical hits, this cutting board takes the Lionel Richie classic and turns it into a kitchen-related joke. Sure, your friend can cook for Lionel Richie someday!

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Happy Hour In The Shower

Ever feel thirsty for a beer in the shower? In their new home, your friend or family can carry their beer into the bath and keep it chilled in this beer holder that can be mounted on the wall. Nothing like a cool swig of beer under a hot shower!

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30 Watt Silicone Wine Glass Holder for Bath & Shower

Not a beer drinker? This silicone wine glass holder is a great alternative if you want to take a glass of red or your favorite rose into the shower, but are unsure of where to keep it.

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Plant-Animal Decorations

This may not be a terribly funny gift to most, but a good eye will appreciate that their house plants have cute animals hanging from the stems and enjoying the good life! Whether an orangutan or a fruit bat, these plant decorations can add warmth to a room.

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The 420 Gourmet: The Elevated Art of Cannabis Cuisine

If the recipient of the housewarming present likes to partake in some grass-related recreation, this cookbook with recipes to drive away the munchies can be a funny yet thoughtful present.

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Caloric Cuvee – The Calorie Counting Wine Glass

Housewarming celebrations aside, sometimes one may require reminders to slow it down and take it easy with the drinks. This calorie counting wine glass is a tongue-in-cheek reminder that the wine can make its presence felt for a long time! It is all in good humor of course as there is no counting calories during the celebration.

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Barbuzzo Original Spin the Shot

If the previous gift option was to take it easy with the drinks, this one actively encourages one to indulge. After all, sometimes there is no harm in overdoing it just a touch, especially on the occasion of moving into a new place!

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How Your House Works: A Visual Guide to Understanding and Maintaining Your Home

This is a funny, geeky but overall useful gift that can serve as a reminder that the new home also requires maintenance. But in the event of something not working, the book can be useful for diagnosing the problem.

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Chicago Metallic Professional Non-Stick Split Decision Pie Pan, 9-Inch

If the housewarming is for a new couple or two people who are new to a cohabiting situation, this split pie pan can be a funny gift taking a friendly dig at possible frictions that the living situation may raise. No matter what the problem is, however, there is always the option of making two types of pie in the same pan!

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Deluxe Magnetic Scrabble | Mounts to Your Wall

This magnetic Scrabble can be a fun way to keep a family moving into a new home engaged and can also be a teasing way of letting someone know there is scope for improvement in their vocabulary!

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Final Thoughts

Moving into a new home can be a huge and momentous occasion that may even be emotional for some. Lighten the mood with these funny housewarming ideas to let people know you care and also join them in the celebration!