If you’re looking for gifts for someone who is like Marshall Eriksen (from How I Met Your Mother) or Neal Sampat (from The Newsroom) who believes that Bigfoot is walking the planet quietly in the shadows, you’ve certainly come to the right place.
By the way, your friend (or family member) is not alone. There are a lot of people who believe that there is an apex predator that is larger than all of us but for some reason is still hiding out in the wild. And if you want to please them or just amuse yourself, here’s a bunch of things you can get for them., no matter the occasion.
Our first pick of the draft is this beautiful research kit for Bigfoot enthusiasts above the age of eight. It has a variety of tools for those who like to go on quests. The kit has stickers, a field journal and a membership card among other things. There is an illustrated cardboard box and mind you, it’s heavy duty. The dimensions are 7 x 5 x 1.5 inches.
This one certainly smells better than bigfoot, although we don’t know what that’s like. If you enjoy the scent of pine trees in the shape of bigfoot for your adventures, this air freshener will certainly please you. It is a deluxe pack from Accoutrements that comes with two individually wrapped figures.
Who said you can’t be comfortable while you’re out hot on the trails of the apex predator? The tumbler has a laser engraving that refuses to get scratched into or give in just like you won’t on your search. It is double walled for protection and is vacuum sealed and can hold 30 ounces of liquid. It has a powder-coated stainless steel surface that is easy to clean.
They say there is no rest for the wicked. Well, let’s add those who are looking for Bigfoot to that list. And while you’re at it in the winter, let’s make sure you are warm and comfortable with this beanie so that you don’t have to think about heading back to the base camp because it’s gotten too cold out there.
Remember that moment from Armageddon when Ben Affleck gives Billy Bob Thornton a mission patch? The one that Bruce Willis gave him? If you truly felt the emotion and value of that scene, well, we don’t need to tell you what this patch could mean.
This is a handmade, embroidered patch that is 3.5 x 2 inches in dimensions. You can get an iron-on model or a velcro one and each of these patches is hand-drawn and then digitized.
This is a hanging toy for your Christmas tree. It is made of sturdy red alder wood and coated on one side. It measures 3.5 x 2.5 inches and is a great addition to the festivities in the house this year. The manufacturer also offers a money-back guarantee, so it’s a win-win.
This is a 10 x 15 wall decor item for the believers. It comes ready to hand with holes in the corner. It has been printed in the USA and has a ⅛-inch sustainable birch. It is a great gift for Sasquatch believers who are also fans of art.
If you like your dreams to be filled with the mystic of the Sasquatch, here’s one that will help you get there. This is an 18 x 18 throw pillow made of 100 percent spun polyester and has a double-sided print. It is individually cut and sewn by hand. It has been sewn closed and must only be dry cleaned.
This is a high-quality stainless steel camping flask for enthusiasts who like to spend their time outdoors wondering about the apex predator. Or maybe in a quest to find him. It has a screwed-down cap that is attached to the flask which measures 3.75 x 5.75 inches and can hold eight ounces of liquid.
If you’re a collector, here is something you might enjoy. This is a tin sign that is a great fusion of American patriotism with a classic Bigfoot rocks sign. It measures 8 x 12 inches and fits vintage or retro decor whether in a home or a restaurant or a dorm. It comes with pre-drilled holes that make it easy to hang. Just get a couple of nails and you’re good to go.
If you’d like some cookies shaped like Bigfoot, this is a great tool to have. This is a cookie-cutter set that is made with food-sage American steel. It is a great way to cut and mold cookies for any occasion. You also get a recipe booklet with it. So, expand your horizons to cakes, brownies and biscuits without ado.
If you are serious about your love for Sasquatch, this is a good one to own. Just make sure it’s not in the guest bedroom because not everyone is such a diehard fan of Bigfoot. This is a set of three pieces: one duvet cover and two pillow cases made of microfiber fabric. The duvet cover is queen size and measures 88 x 88 inches which the pillow shams are 30 x 20 inches. The material is really soft and the duvet cover has a zipper enclosure while the pillow shams come with envelope enclosures. It is machine washable in the cold cycle and can be ironed easily.
This is a three-inch tall figurine made of high-quality resin bonded with real crushed stone. Each of the pieces in it is individually painted by hand. It is cute and a great display item or a gift for your little one.
This is the perfect blanket for a movie night with the family. It is a blanket that is made of fleece and comes in three sizes: 50x 40 inches, 60 x 50 inches and 80 x 60 inches. This blanket is machine washable and dries really fast. It is durable and easy to maintain too. Just don’t use bleach on it and you’ll be fine.
This is a multi-purpose item. You can use it as a key ring, a keychain or a bottle opener. No matter what your need is, Bigfoot will come through. The item is made of stainless steel and measures 2.5 x 0.2 x 1.5 inches. It is durable and made in the USA.
Unless you’re one of those who like to keep their stuff sticker free, you will enjoy this set of vinyl stickers. This is a set of three 4×3 stickers that is an intersection of people who love to drink beer and are looking for the apex predator. You can put them on your laptop or water bottle to assert your beliefs. It is printed on a scuff-resistant vinyl film with 100 percent opacity and has a matte finish. It has great clarity and the color pops no matter where you put it.
And finally, here is a set of novelty salt and pepper shakers. They measure 3.25 x 2 x 1.5 inches and are made of porcelain. You can see the classic hairy Bigfoot on both of them. The salt shaker has three hopes and pepper has five. This is not just a fun item to look at but extremely operational too. There are silicone plugs at the bottom and the shakers themselves are lightweight and easy to hold.
It’s not easy being a believer on the trails when the world considers Bigfoot to be a myth. But if you have the chance to tell a friend to chin up on their quest for the apex predator, one of these gifts is the perfect way to show support. Or you could also just be kidding around and that’s fine too. Some of these kits make for great gag gifts too if that’s your thing.
Whatever the reason, there are a great range of Bigfoot gifts in the market. What we have done is put together a list of affordable ones for people of all ages. Hope you like some of them, if not all. Happy shopping.